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John Sedgwick

Or the man who turned out to be bigger than an elephant

If death is a not very pleasant experience, in principle, to die with the word in the mouth should be even worse. And if those words exude pride and arrogance, Karma certainly has enough of you. This applies, for example, John Sedgwick, commander of the Union Army during the American Civil War, died in the Battle of Spotsylvania, a way off the scale makes me "ironiómetro ."

Let's talk a little about him. John was born in Cornwall Hollow, Connecticut, a September 13, 1813. Sharon went to the Academy and then to West Point, where he graduated from the twenty-fourth of his class (1837). Bad start, it appears that John is not a military genius ...

began his career as a gunnery sergeant, but he rose quickly, fighting the Seminole Indians and the war against Mexico. Would be proud of it, if it were not for these promotions are what herejeparlantes called "brevet" temporary promotions without salary increase inherent to it (went from Lieutenant to Captain and then Major). So after the war, he returned to his rank, but he transferred to the cavalry branch. And then you won the lottery, was chosen to fill the vacancy left by Captain Lee (yes, the same Lee of the Confederate Army), promoted to Major, and again to succeed in that range, when he resigned ...

Well, we have an officer without much gloss, affectionately dubbed "Uncle John" by his soldiers, and with a little filly in principle.

And Civil War broke out, and John came to full speed: it was Mayor from 1855, but rose to Lieutenant Colonel, Colonel and Brigadier General in 1861, and finally to Major General in 1862. Did not reach the top, but was high. He commanded several units and corps and was well into the fray. Had the honor of "Stonewall" Jackson will kick your ass at Antietam, where he received three gunshot wounds (wrist, shoulder and leg), forcing him to stay on the bench until after Fredericksburg. But it was time for the greatest battle of the war, Gettysburg. But too late the race and only his troops engaged in combat.

And in this situation come to the race that cost him his life. While the Confederates in the doldrums, the Union force fell upon Virginia, under the command of which later became U.S. president, Ulysses S. Grant. Several battles were fought, two of them where John Sedgwick was involved: that of the "thickness" and therefore of Spotsylvania. In the first, a small contingent of Confederate did a lot of casualties on Union troops in a thickly wooded area, but neither won, the battle moved to the next town of Spotsylvania.

should have been a battle, but our John had to "reach out" too much to reprimand a battalion approached the front weaving. He was warned that there were snipers, and had already shot several officers that day, but did not heed the advice. According to Martin T. McMahon, BG "brevet" the artist said:

"What?! What?! Are zigzaguando for loose balls?! What will they do when they open fire on an entire line? I am ashamed of you. There would be correct ni a un elefante a esa distancia.”

Las memorias de McMahon continúan diciendo que un soldado rezagado cruzó a pocos metros de Sedgwick, escuchó un silbido de bala y se tiró al suelo. Nuestro protagonista se acercó a él y gentilmente le dio una patadita, tras lo que dijo:

“¿Por qué, soldado? Me avergüenzo de ti, esquivando de esa manera... No le darían a un elefante a esa dist...”

Un ruido sordo cortó la conversación y John se giró hacia McMahon. Una bala le había impactado justo debajo his left eye and collapsed.

However, McMahon's statement said that second bullet hit no one, that the soldier had time to cross himself and apologize to his superior, and when he sent the rest of his regiment, third bullet made target. But the story / legend above much cooler.

Nothing could do for him. John Sedgwick had the dubious honor of being the highest ranking officer lying on the side of the Union (down other major generals, but he was the longest standing was in office).

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The Emperor of the United States

Norton I

Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico

(Author's note: This story had a lot more fun when there was no Wikipedia, or when it was not the monster of information it is today. This is a story that now anyone can know looking for a bit, but about five years ago to me was truly amazing. That said, here we go ...)

Joshua Abraham Norton had born around 1815. Other sources (such as his own epitaph) suggests that birth occurred a few years later, in 1819. What is clear is born in London, where he spent his early childhood. When the child stopped being so tender, and children begin to mourn for pure selfishness, not by natural necessity, the child's family moved to South Africa Joshua, who was then a British colony, to Cape Town. This should occur around 1820. This seems more clear, thanks to immigration records that carried out the British. Family descended from traders, and as such, there amassed a considerable fortune. There, in South Africa, had spent much of his youth, until the 40 century XIX. Then, some sources indicate he left for Brazil to continue making a fortune. What seems clear is that in 1849 he was in San Francisco, the city where will this story ...

It was only 2 years that San Francisco had such a name because it belonged to Mexico until 1847 under the name of Yerba Buena. And just, what a coincidence, agreed the change of hands of Alta California with the Gold Rush. " Thus, the 1849 San Francisco was an emerging city, full of people eager to find some gold to improve their domestic economies and rich merchants willing to make a killing at the expense of a city that grew by leaps and bounds. Joshua was one of the latter.

In San Francisco, Joshua received his inheritance from his father, and her thriving business that made huge profits reported ( pedantry sponsored by the RAE), but much covers little tightening, and greed broke the sack, captured cargoes of rice, taking advantage of the blockade of China, and instead of selling the goods at high prices, decided to await the result was reached by another shipment, it is said that in Peru, and had to eat one by one grain of rice that did not sell in time ... Joshua was found wrecked and got into bad company litigation.

This is probably the root of his eccentric behavior later. Wiki Pedia professor said that, after leaving San Francisco for a while (he spent about ten years without knowing anything about him), " at some point in the home of friends have commented that if" was Emperor of the United States would be big changes " ." But who has not uttered that phrase ever changing U.S. Spain, Europe, the World or Universe? I, personally, about five times day, accompanied by proclamations as friendly as " less buenrollismo and more Stalinism " or " those Appreciation gave me a good dose of gulag . " But mine is special case, back to S. XIX.

Joshua returned to the "public life" to 1858. Watched with regret was how badly the country, and they were rotten political and legal systems. Probably shaking his head from side to side, decided to write a press release the San Francisco Bulletin, September 17, 1859. It read:

"Given the urgent request of the majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now and for the past nine years and ten months of San Francisco, California, I declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United States, and by virtue of the authority vested in me, do hereby command and urge you to representatives of the various States of the Union meet in the Music Hall of this city the next day February 1 in order to make relevant changes to the existing laws of the Union to alleviate the ills under which our country works, helping to build confidence, here and abroad, in our stability and integrity. "

he lacked value to mush.

People did not know how to take it ... And I took it. More so when the December 2 of that year issued a second decree, stopping by the Council in Virginia to implement a death sentence. In the same decree, Norton I appointed a substitute, one John C. Breckenridge. In the following, dated July 16, 1860, accusing the Congress and the President (at the time, James Buchanan, predecessor of "Abe" Lincoln) as corrupt. The edict in question was this:

"Given that a group of men who call themselves practicing in Congress are now in the city of Washington, violating the imperial edict declaring abolished and that the decree must be met in full. Then he tells the commander of military forces, General Scott at the time of termination of this Decree, under the command of the forces needed leave the halls of Congress. "

As you can guess, nobody paid or bloody event in Washington, but San Franciscans found in him someone who would your life more fun ... And I followed suit. He was born Norton I, Emperor of the United States.

In 20 years of "reign" I launched Norton various decrees more. Some touched the surreal (fine Frisco callers to the city of San Francisco with $ 25, order the cleaning of Sacramento and illuminate their streets leading to the Capitol) and others were more thorough (like building a bridge that would unite the two ends of the bay without obstructing the maritime traffic; years later would become a reality: the Golden Gate). He became a respected man, who was bowed down the street. And he got fully into their role, share. His "power" went so far as the people wanted. For example, says he always had the best table in restaurants (and always on the house) and a reserved seat in the theaters (and room for their two dogs, Bummer and Lazarus, who deserve a separate article). He even closed the railway company because it was not served in the dining car of one of its convoys. Immediately, the company apologized and Norton I happened to have a preferred seat in the train of that company, and free meals on the routes.

And say, "and Protector of Mexico? Then again, based on Decree:

" Given the inability Mexicans to govern its own affairs, I, Norton I, assume the role of Protector of Mexico. "

Ole, ole, ole. This surely Doing so cash between imperial proclamation and the dissolution of the Union and Congress. You have to understand that Mexico, at the time, was in full civil war between moderates and liberals ...

Thus, among other things, also says wearing a dress, as seen in the image, half military, half civilian. When I felt too worn and corroded, the council the city gave him another, new and shiny. I guess so did the flags and all the trappings of empire. Fly-To no staff, no two Sundays in a row was the same church, and trying to please all sects.

The seat of government was in the abovementioned Music Hall in San Francisco, though he lived in a modest apartment, listed as "dark gray" decorated with portraits of Napoleon III and Victoria I. .. When the Music Hall burned to the ground, Norton I sent a new decree ordered the transfer of its National Convention at the Assembly Hall on February 5, 1861.

But his reign also suffered hard times. He was even arrested in 1867 by a police officer should not be too strict to be of the people and found grace in His Majesty. Accused of being unbalanced and being a mass shaker, the officer stopped him Armand Barbier. You can imagine the fuss that was formed ... The police chief was quick to put a free, publicly apologizing. Since that time, any police officer who crossed with Norton I had to pay a bow.

not only as the Golden Gate was a visionary in his own way. In a decree dated July 25, 1869 asking citizens to donate to San Francisco Frederick Marriott money so that he carry out his experiments air. Oh, if the USAF had already formed in 1869 ... Shortly thereafter, in August, declared abolished political parties, " Dissent (party) that exists within our realm ." Is not he adorable?

The 70's were more relaxed. Norton I were around sixty, and that should weigh. Still, continued to issue decrees, such as ordering the Grand Hotel furnish their rooms on penalty of banishment, or call for a convention on the Bible in San Francisco for 2 Feber, 1873.

But since 1873 no more decrees. Remained the Emperor, and hailed and revered by the streets, no doubt. Proof of this is that his funeral was massive. Norton I died a January 8, 1870, while walking along Grant Avenue, to the Academy of Natural Science, where he planned to attend a public reading. The newspapers quickly echoed the news. Thus, on day 9, the Morning Call printed the following headline on its front page:

"Norton I, by the Grace of God Emperor of the States and Protector of Mexico, has died."

And the day 10 was buried in the Masonic cemetery in the city (where else ... Does anyone doubt that a character is not as extravagant Mason?). The funeral procession reached the two-mile long, and about 10,000 people attended the funeral. Later, in 1934, was transferred to Woodlaw Cemetery by the citizens of San Francisco.

For if there is any doubt of its authenticity, Joshua Abraham Norton appears in the census of San Francisco, 1870. Occupation: Emperor. In addition, tickets printed, semi-legal course in San Francisco, where were exchanged for U.S. dollars, 1:1. Today they are a rarity, and as such, its price is no longer even, is exorbitant.

The main source for this article has not been as Wikipedia as the Museum of the City of San Francisco ( www.sfmuseum.org and www.emperornorton.net , where you can find many (but many) photos of the Emperor, and some edicts preserved). Thank you very much to both, and you, for reading.

God save the Emperor!

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Throughout the centuries people have grown accustomed and accepting what they see, hear, read, etc.. Obviously, this is normal because if since you are born has always been that way because it will not be true, right? Well, sometimes there are stories behind something nice today is commonplace. Today we discuss some linguistic confusion created new words that had nothing to do with the original sense.

First let's talk about our beloved colleague, also known as Southern marsupial kangaroo. Most people will say, well, to name but majete, fixed the Indians was called so and so happened to our bitter. Big mistake. Kangaroo, in fact, meant "I do not understand the question" in the local indigenous language. This response was due to an attempt by the famous explorer James Cook know the name of that animal (this question in English, of course ... that is English and you can not downgrade to learn other languages \u200b\u200b...) to what the natives could not but to answer "What you're telling me cock?".
(Professor wikipedia says this is only a legend and there is evidence that itself was the name given to the Kangaroos by the locals. We, for the sake of the article, we will run a silly veil ...)

Another interesting case is the word "gringo." Who does not know here in Spain is a kind word to refer to the citizens of the Empire aka USA. One might think, it will be a word used in Tlatelolco and around to refer to the white man, or the name of a plant that causes the friction malaise, or a primate closest to man. No, it's simply part of an American song sung by U.S. soldiers as they rode through Mexican territory during the war of 1848 and read the following "Green Grow the Lilacs." This ended up becoming Gringos. Obviously this is just a theory since there are different ones on the end but I so enjoy and we left.

Finally let's Yucatan. That piece of Mexico known by many people as it has been his place of honeymoon trip or end of course / career / school (in the case of our Mexican fans, simply because their country is part lol). This case is similar to the kangaroo but seems to have more overtones of reality. In times of conquest, one of our ancestors, very package he asked the name of a local area (obviously in English because we do not us gigs at first to understand). The Indians thought they were not fools, and we will conquer fixed, at least we laughs. Thus did one of these responses, or every day one, nor have I asked,
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• Yu'uk to T'aan in Mayan language means not understand your language or you do not understand .
• Yucatan, which in their language meant I'm not from here. This is very good because it is the typical response to a foreigner when you are you also a tourist guide to see you face. Uh yu
• Utah, which in Mayan means hear how they talk. This really is the best. We were being despollando in plan looks like hahaha hahaha speak Scoundrels Barbaza go with, so piggy! you seem Neandhertales! : P

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Yes, I know, is what all guys were waiting for the next installment of historical drawings. Although they are already in our senior year, we dedicate ourselves to the noble art of drawing. Here are the first pictures of the year:

1.-Theodore Roosevelt and his Doctrine of the Big Stick (Garrote)

2 .- Felipa Moniz de Perestrello wife of Don Cristobal Colon, and as good Portuguese ...

3 .- The War of the Oranges, no, not referring to the clashes of English truck drivers on the border with France, but a brief military conflict that pitted Portugal against France and Spain in 1801.

4 .- Block War, so as was the Cold War

5 .- A journalist

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Bottle hooola favorite sons! Today I just want to mention an article published by the North of Castile and that fills me with pride and satisfaction. It this .

As you have read, Medina del Campo has become a center of worship to him. These youths have advanced to their time embraced the teachings spread in our blog and have been implemented (only average, so the child is out of our religion of good vibes. Repeat with me kids: "Alcohol is bad to the 16 and that!"). After that I just want to name the park Aguacaballos as holy place of pilgrimage for the followers of our teachings. Thus is established the visit, once in life, de Medina del Campo for a bottle on his behalf.

After that just say it IS PROUD TO BE Madinans !!!!!

Respect for all and drink in moderation, which is a pain having to bring friends home to unconscious ...

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Other new XXI century religions

Here you have the second part of this summary of the major religions of fututo.

Discordianism

First a resumencillo:

"is a modern religion, founded between 1958 and 1959 by Greg Hill (also called Malaclypse the Younger or Mal-2) and Kerry Thornley (also known as Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst). Presents remarkable similarities with absurdist interpretations of the Rinzai school. The Discordianism recognizes chaos and discord as desirable qualities in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order. The foundation charter of Discordianism and holy book, is the Principia Discordia. "

I highlight some of the article traces the teacher as the revelation of this great religion:

"At the end of the 50 two young Californians, who later would assume the names of Omar Ravenhurst and Malaclypse the Younger, were spending the night at the bowling alley in his neighborhood, fixing the world and drinking the concoction infamous in the U.S. called" coffee ".

froze time at the bowling alley and a chimpanzee appeared to them that, after alluding to the chaos with strange metaphors of our reality (" Gentlemen, you have nipples, do you give milk? "), he showed a strange symbol. "


As you see, given the proximity of this hysterical fact is demonstrated that the old religions have sweetened a little story. It is clear that a chimpanzee in a bowling good but who will believe what the burning bush ... after that ...
To not go I just want to show another great truth that shows us that religion and is the sound of a tree falling when no one to hear: It FNORD!

"FNORD is MU, is the sound made when a tree falls in the middle of the forest and nobody hears it ... Or so FNORD?

If after this you have no clear explanation is not fully understood or better FNORD Moreover, you feel confused, do not worry, surely Eris is acogiéndote in her lap.
For more information contact your pineal gland. "

For more information on Discordianism Ask the Professor Wikipedia.

invisible pink unicorn

As this starts a very long time just leave their articles of faith, who deserve great respect for his love of the unicorn:

• Our Lady Invisible Pink Unicorn is
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• prefer pizza with ham and pineapple, pepperoni and mushrooms. The second is said to eat only the followers of the despicable Residence Oyster (of Doom).
• URI Followers of holy days are more than those of all religions together, because any holy day of any religion is automatically a holy day of the URI. On Saints are used by the faithful to sow seeds of doubt and uncertainty in the minds of the addicts of other religions. The holiest day of the year is the April fools day (in some places the first of April, in others on December 28, this however does not prevent celebrate both days as days of URI). It is the day when she suggests we find a religious crazy and you say, "There is so much evidence for the existence of your (s) god (s) as there is for the Invisible Pink Unicorn, why not look at their website ? maybe learn something. "
• The number 42 is important for supporters of the URI. Is the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life, universe and everything?. If you join the digits of the year when it was revealed (1 +9 +9 +4) you get 23. If you add 4 (for His feet), add 2 (for his ears), add 2 (for His Eyes), add 1 (for His horn), add 1 (for his tail) and then add 9, the result is 42 .
• few chosen followers are blessed with visits with signals shown in the clothes washer.
• She maintains its position that unbelievers will not see hiding:

you ever found an invisible pink unicorn hiding behind a tree?

The answer is obvious: no.

This shows that does not have to hide, because it is invisible

Other religions:

Just to say that religion as the force of the universe of Star Wars, hundreds of thousands of followers in his statement income have put in their box of "religion" are the same and became the third most "voted" in England.

May the force be with you crackssssss!

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silly deaths yesterday and today - 2

Chapter Two: The death of Sancho II, a story of betrayal

Well, speaking of senseless deaths of History, will contribute to the explanation of death ridiculous almost grotesque, of a king, a Castilian king, a ridiculous death since I was told in history class at school I could not erase from memory. Is neither more nor less than the death of the Castilian monarch Sancho II the Brave, also known as Sancho the Strong. It all begins when after the death of Ferdinand I, his dominions were divided among his older children, so that the territories of Castilla and Leon are separated, leaving Leo in the hands of Alfonso VI, Galicia and Northern Portugal land holding Garcia and Castile Sancho II power. In addition, the division of these territories to each of the brothers are credited with different Taifa of Zaragoza Sancho, Alfonso the Toledo and Garcia those of Badajoz and Seville.

Shortly after disputes arise between them and Sancho and Alfonso want to reunite for new territories, thereby Sancho seizes and imprisons García Galicia. Alfonso also be a victim of the territorial desires Sancho, like his brother, despite prisoner will be placed later took refuge in Toledo Given these facts, Sancho becomes master of all territories. On the other hand, the other two sister, Urraca, who had preferred Alfonso and helped him escape from jail, sparking will and desire for revenge Sancho. Therefore decided to Zamora, a city given to Urraca after the death of Ferdinand I.

Well, here a brief summary of his biography and facts mentioned above, go to the story of how the Castilian monarch died. His death occurred in 1072, at the siege of Zamora, a city under the dominion of his other sister, Urraca, as explained above. Hence the opposition of the nobility Leon showed intractable to defend against attacks Sancho. It was at the siege of Zamora where Sancho died of a vile felony. Sancho II was betrayed by Dolfos Bellido, a noble lion, a character who will make history for committing one of the most striking regicides history. Bellido Bellido Dolfos all happened when he went to Zamora and arranged a meeting with the monarch Sancho, ensuring that defected on the side of Magpie and happy would show the weakest points of the wall so he could get his army and take the city easily. The king, innocent and gullible Bellido words Dolfos agreed that the noble lion show him the points of the wall penetrable Zamora. The story goes that the king felt needs, removed squatted to belly, and an "oversight" of the king, Bell did not think twice and discharged its anger that monarch with little honor so soon pass away, the victim of a lunge. It seems that this assassination was ordered by Magpie, although there are doubts about the veracity of this fact.

Finally in 1072 Alfonso was proclaimed King of Castile and Leon, and the king will perform a major expansion with the conquest of Toledo, for example.

And even more ridiculous death here, this is what I would call ... a fucking death. Die by your needs. I really do not know if it is part of the legend was real, but no doubt has always struck me this episode of the English medieval history, where a relaxing king dies while quietly planning to take the city of Zamora.

Perhaps it was the lack of modesty and composure that led eventually end up as Sancho, the protagonist of a death being ridiculous.

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Chapter One: scratch it and see how

has to be very elegant your name to go down the history books. Let me remind you the facts, whatever color they are. But at m enos you remember, and thereby to establish, in a sense, immortality. But it must be a bitch like a house that, if a bit delves in your history, you find that you're dead like a complete idiot, a stud at the end of a curriculum vitae quite interesting. For does r very long entry, which surely will be, and since that more than one in our heads, we will publish slowly so as not to overwhelm staff . We could start with, for example, Luis de Borbón, Comte de Soissons .

Good old Louis de Bourbon-Condé (1604 - 1641) had the misfortune to be born at a bad time for the French royal family. Cisco had barely exceeded the Wars of Religion (second half of XVI century), but the seed was present. And while the French king's power over his nation had been strengthened over the centuries (and thanks to the Hundred Years War), half a century of fighting had left the kingdom in a very delicate. It seemed that only now that Richelieu, Cardinal nemesis of our profession and Olivares, had come to power as minister of Louis XIII, France returned to surface. But Richelieu was not exactly popular at court, and even the king's favorite, Zinc-Marcs, sought by active and passive rid of it. And do not say more than five-Marcs where he was due to the cardinal. We are grateful, damn.

Let's talk about Luis. He was born in Bourbon branch "pro-Huguenot," and although in the end ruled one of their own, "Paris is worth a Mass" and changed his jacket. Surely it was some resentment among the Huguenots (® Travis, 2008), and the proof was that Henry IV, Louis XIII's father (who in turn was a second cousin of our Luis) was murdered in 1610 by François Ravaillac (who if you are interested we can talk later.) During the reign of Louis XIII were several conspiracies and plots against the king ... For example, her own mother, who held the regency during the minority of the monarch and then was rewarded with exile at Blois, which she thanked escaping and raising an army against his beloved son. Mother's love, they call it. And the presence of Richelieu was not liked by all, as stated above. Here comes in. our Luis, in 1638 participated in an attempted assassination of the Cardinal, along with other accomplices. But when the time came, he and Gaston, brother of the king, made the silly with the typical "you first", "no, you", "come on, you", etc. ad nauseam , and the attempt failed. None dared to take the plunge, and had to take refuge in Sedan ...

Here in Sedan, Luis has become increasingly prominent. Was a prominent military, and the Duke of Bouillon did not hesitate to put their troops under the command of his principality once declared in rebellion against the crown. Of course, between one thing and another, Luis did not waste time and Richelieu kept trying to retire for the fast track.

Of course, King would not tolerate independent Sedan as well, so they sent an army commanded no less than by the Marshal of Châtillon, Gaspard de Coligny, pair France, the house of Montmorency. Sound a little Chinese, but his "bistíoabuelo" was Anne de Montmorency, French general who brought the English head in Italy, but was captured along with his king, Francis I, at the Battle of Pavia (Suck that!). And yes, it was a boy and his name was Anne. Do I need to remember that it is French?

us not stray, back to Sedan. In particular the forested plateau of La Marfée, from what the city looked perfectly. There he faced the armies of the King of France, commanded by Marshal de Chatillon, a conglomerate mercanarios sedans and the service of Holy Roman Empire, named for the duke, who commanded Luis de Borbón. Some 13,000 to about 11,000. Mal painted the subject. Luis participated fully in the Thirty Years War.

A bit of luck (Bad road conditions caused the royalists arrived late for the appointment, finding the rebels in position and waiting) and military genius of Louis gave victory to the latter, and thus to Sedan. Summary: In a clever move by the flank, the cavalry sedans, led by Louis himself, sneaks into the kitchen of the realistic side, doing away with Gaspard and decapitating and command of the army. If the battle is said to have started around 11 am, noon was determined and could go to Sedan to eat croissants and baguettes. Paris might fall, because the Cardinal - Infante Don Fernando of Spain came with Over-drive position from Flanders, and so did the Germans in the east. All in favor for the cardinal to disappear, and with him, his influence over the king, as planting of new battle, Louis XIII should put forward a five-Marcs, a favorite of the king and political enemy of Richelieu. "Armando, John, date and fucked," I should think the good Cardinal.

But, oh friend, Here comes in the misfortune of our Louis. Imagine the frame of mind: you, Luis de Bourbon-Condé, at 37 years old, is uploaded to your horse, enjoying his victory, a victory that opened the door to his army to Paris, so we can hang Richelieu, to influence his cousin Louis XIII ... Tired and heated, the product of the battle. It would be a great picture, if not for that damn itchy head that note under the helmet. But you can not scratch because his hand does not fit with these gloves, between his helmet and his big head of Bourbon, so instead of removing one or the other has no better idea to pry his gun (a gun wheel muzzleloader). Need I say what happened? It is said, is discussed, it is rumored that when you raise the visor of his helmet and hit the canyon between the helmet and skull, had either accidentally hit the trigger, or just shoot it. And Luis shared the contents of his head with his squire, who said it was too late even charged. Well, not really burst the skull, Luis was located just to the bullet between his gray matter and there it was, which does not mean that you leave the pretty face.

The rebels lost their leader, as the Duc de Bouillon was a coward that he could give up and humbled himself before the king (and was pardoned through the intervention of Zinc-Marcs favortito) and another conspirator, the Archbishop of Rheims, Henry of Guise, was a john. Neither the one nor the another were soldiers, and less general. And if the first retained some dignity (and even thrived), the "religious" was sentenced to death, fled to Flanders, and returned to France five years later to lick his ass to Louis XIV, the Sun King

Richelieu happened in "cero_coma" to be fucking fucked up, a. .. a. .. Well, not to be. And all because Luis was itching her head.

Dedicated to Scare, thanks to those who knew this story, and all those who participated in that thread, because thanks to them I met so many characters that deserve a separate entry. And if you do not know that this endorsement, is it not addressed to you : p .

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The XXI century

sheep of our religion! Here we are reunited again in communion with our beloved Triada Peragordina to discuss diversity.
As said before, our beloved religion of good vibes and respect the variety that cooks and enriches our species biologically and allows us to be better people psychologically. Therefore briefly discuss other new religions that emerged in the late twentieth century and our dear young man early today. We will be schematic and could take eons to describe these pearls of human faith. Although some are made with fun for our colleagues, we must mention that some have a remarkable acceptance and many followers all around the world. First
always put the link to our dear colleague Professor Wikipedia because it is the principal author of this work:

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Let me first that you see the great end of religion is nothing more than:

"is a parody of religion created in response to the decision of the Board of Education of the State of Kansas (in English : Kansas State Board of Education ) in late 2005 to allow the teach intelligent design as an alternative scientific theory of evolution . That decision was overturned in August of 2006 . "
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Your beliefs are the best I've ever seen:

• The universe was created by a Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster and undetectable. All the evidence that "mistakenly" support evolution have been "planted" intentionally by this being, in order to test the faith of the faithful.
• The MEV makes everything look older than it really is. For example, when a scientist makes a carbon-dating process on an archaeological object, I could see that approximately 75% of the carbon-14 has decayed by neutron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infer that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years, since the half-life of carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what the scientist does not realize is that every time you make the measurement, The MEV is there changing the results with His appendix tallarinesco.
• Although the MEV has a name, it is so beautiful and hard to pronounce it not only kills whoever attempts it, but to all be within a radius of 6.0534 miles. This radius is doubled when one tries to write or type your name. This was done on purpose by the MEV just for fun.
• The global warming, the earthquakes , the hurricanes and other natural disasters are a direct result of that since the 1800's has reduced the number of pirates . At the site of Henderson presents a graphic showing the inverse correlation between the number of pirates and global temperatures. This component of the theory emphasizes the logical fallacy put forward by the creationists that correlation implies cause.
• Bobby Henderson is the prophet of the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).
• The main symbol is a cross, instead of having a crucified Jesus, has a fork to eat spaghetti.
• Prayers to 'He' should always end with the word "Ramen " instead of "Amen ." Ramen noodles is a type of Japanese .

And not to mention his commandments:

1. really prefer to not act like a sanctimonious idiot who think they are better than others when describing my tallarinesca holiness. If some do not believe me, nothing happens. Seriously, I am not so vain. Also this is not about them so do not change the subject.
2. really rather not use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, o. .. you know, be mean to others. I do not require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. Realmente preferiría que no juzgases a las personas por su aspecto, o cómo visten, o la manera en que hablan, o... mira, solo sé bueno, ¿vale? Ah, y que te entre en la cabeza: mujer = persona, hombre = persona, Samey = Samey. Ninguno es mejor que el otro, a menos que hablemos de moda claro, lo siento, pero eso se lo dejé a las mujeres y a algunos hombres que conocen la diferencia entre verde mar y fucsia.
4. Realmente preferiría que no tuvieras una conducta que te ofenda a ti mismo, o a tu compañero amoroso mentalmente maduro y con edad legal para tomar sus propias decisiones. Respecto a cualquier otro que quiera objetar algo, creo que la expresión es "jódete", a unless you find it offensive, in which case they can turn off the TV and hit the road for a change.
5. really prefer to not challenge the ideas bigoted, misogynistic, and hateful of others on an empty stomach. Come, then go after the damned.
6. really rather not build churches / churches / mosques / shrines to my tallarinesca billionaires holiness when the money could be better spent (take your pick): Ending
   1. poverty.
   2. Curing diseases.
   3. live in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the price of cable television.
      I can be a complex carbohydrate to be omnipresent, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I know, for that I AM the creator.
7. really prefer that you were not around telling people I'm talking about. You are not so interesting. Mature now. I told you to love your neighbor, do not understand the hint?
8. really prefer not hast done unto others as you would have them do unto you if you're into ... eh ... things that use a lot of leather / lubricant / Las Vegas. If the other person is also interested in (according to # 4), then enjoy it, snap photos, and for the love of Mike used a condom! Seriously, it's a piece of gum. If you enjoyed would not have wanted to do so would have added spikes, or something.

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teleological (or read), I divided the article in two, but people see billets and unless they go out of meat ...