Friday, May 15, 2009

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The Scientific Perricano

an eon had passed since Perricano promised his father to rule the world. Time was running but did not know how to do such a great job. He spent hours and hours in the park next to viejunos watching road works surrounding the green. Their conversations dull and had always liked the sound of phlegm mucus-type inistol helped him concentrate. I would never have imagined is that the answer would come only in the form Rubenesque a man jogging with mesh roses too tight.


Initially passed by. The next morning Perricano discovered who was the head of a laboratory. She had noticed him in the park so he sent that night to kidnap. Work of scholars. Done to perfection. Nobody noticed.


Apparently it was a top secret lab experimenting with what no one dared. Perricano was a miracle of nature and they had to investigate. It seemed like the end of the beginning. But everything changed when he discovered the time machine. It was the perfect tool to conquer the world.


PerrĂ­cano mathematically proving time-space theories


During minutes prepared his attack. When he was removed from its cage bit one of his captors and ran toward the room with the invention and closed the door latch. The victory was theirs! The beginning of his reign of terror had begun ...


... or not

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

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acquis Perricano

Another chapter in our language appropriate to irrexflivismo cavilacionero:

  • CCM: Add circumstantial lie.
  • Amorodio: What feeling the man for woman and vice versa.
  • Cascarrete: Look pocado ...
  • Pornoteatro: What women do in bed. Also called a fake.
  • Pocado: We do not remember what it meant. Buzzword.
  • Espacharrao: Sit intermediate position between and lying. Sprawled near.
  • Sculpture: A person who works their body in the gym and marble quarries.
  • Agurrutao: As one body has the same shit on a Tuesday.
  • consensual democracy: This is when things are decided by all to dust.
  • ring: That very much. Equivalent to enjoy. Master
  • Well, that Monday, Master, Wednesday ...
  • Apamplao: The feeling that occurs when you stop drinking for a while after a long alcohol intake. It's a mixture aplatanao and pimplao ... or not.
  • Pisete Mono: Also known as squirrel monkey piss. Beer extrabarata of Hipercor. Q To feel no drinking 8 cans. xDDD
As always helping the development of our beloved language:)

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Language: Awakening

From today I will start will detail the adventures of our dear friend in his attempt to conquer the world. First, the last sketch in the hands of the police:


Apparently
was taken in a large city park just before scratching the shit. Remember this evil face because soon will be seen in different parts of the world and of history trying to carry out their plans for world domination.

Greetings and the Perricano be with you!