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The XXI century

sheep of our religion! Here we are reunited again in communion with our beloved Triada Peragordina to discuss diversity.
As said before, our beloved religion of good vibes and respect the variety that cooks and enriches our species biologically and allows us to be better people psychologically. Therefore briefly discuss other new religions that emerged in the late twentieth century and our dear young man early today. We will be schematic and could take eons to describe these pearls of human faith. Although some are made with fun for our colleagues, we must mention that some have a remarkable acceptance and many followers all around the world. First
always put the link to our dear colleague Professor Wikipedia because it is the principal author of this work:

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Let me first that you see the great end of religion is nothing more than:

"is a parody of religion created in response to the decision of the Board of Education of the State of Kansas (in English : Kansas State Board of Education ) in late 2005 to allow the teach intelligent design as an alternative scientific theory of evolution . That decision was overturned in August of 2006 . "
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Your beliefs are the best I've ever seen:

• The universe was created by a Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster and undetectable. All the evidence that "mistakenly" support evolution have been "planted" intentionally by this being, in order to test the faith of the faithful.
• The MEV makes everything look older than it really is. For example, when a scientist makes a carbon-dating process on an archaeological object, I could see that approximately 75% of the carbon-14 has decayed by neutron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infer that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years, since the half-life of carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what the scientist does not realize is that every time you make the measurement, The MEV is there changing the results with His appendix tallarinesco.
• Although the MEV has a name, it is so beautiful and hard to pronounce it not only kills whoever attempts it, but to all be within a radius of 6.0534 miles. This radius is doubled when one tries to write or type your name. This was done on purpose by the MEV just for fun.
• The global warming, the earthquakes , the hurricanes and other natural disasters are a direct result of that since the 1800's has reduced the number of pirates . At the site of Henderson presents a graphic showing the inverse correlation between the number of pirates and global temperatures. This component of the theory emphasizes the logical fallacy put forward by the creationists that correlation implies cause.
• Bobby Henderson is the prophet of the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).
• The main symbol is a cross, instead of having a crucified Jesus, has a fork to eat spaghetti.
• Prayers to 'He' should always end with the word "Ramen " instead of "Amen ." Ramen noodles is a type of Japanese .

And not to mention his commandments:

1. really prefer to not act like a sanctimonious idiot who think they are better than others when describing my tallarinesca holiness. If some do not believe me, nothing happens. Seriously, I am not so vain. Also this is not about them so do not change the subject.
2. really rather not use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, o. .. you know, be mean to others. I do not require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. Realmente preferiría que no juzgases a las personas por su aspecto, o cómo visten, o la manera en que hablan, o... mira, solo sé bueno, ¿vale? Ah, y que te entre en la cabeza: mujer = persona, hombre = persona, Samey = Samey. Ninguno es mejor que el otro, a menos que hablemos de moda claro, lo siento, pero eso se lo dejé a las mujeres y a algunos hombres que conocen la diferencia entre verde mar y fucsia.
4. Realmente preferiría que no tuvieras una conducta que te ofenda a ti mismo, o a tu compañero amoroso mentalmente maduro y con edad legal para tomar sus propias decisiones. Respecto a cualquier otro que quiera objetar algo, creo que la expresión es "jódete", a unless you find it offensive, in which case they can turn off the TV and hit the road for a change.
5. really prefer to not challenge the ideas bigoted, misogynistic, and hateful of others on an empty stomach. Come, then go after the damned.
6. really rather not build churches / churches / mosques / shrines to my tallarinesca billionaires holiness when the money could be better spent (take your pick): Ending
   1. poverty.
   2. Curing diseases.
   3. live in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the price of cable television.
      I can be a complex carbohydrate to be omnipresent, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I know, for that I AM the creator.
7. really prefer that you were not around telling people I'm talking about. You are not so interesting. Mature now. I told you to love your neighbor, do not understand the hint?
8. really prefer not hast done unto others as you would have them do unto you if you're into ... eh ... things that use a lot of leather / lubricant / Las Vegas. If the other person is also interested in (according to # 4), then enjoy it, snap photos, and for the love of Mike used a condom! Seriously, it's a piece of gum. If you enjoyed would not have wanted to do so would have added spikes, or something.

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teleological (or read), I divided the article in two, but people see billets and unless they go out of meat ...