Here you have the second part of this summary of the major religions of fututo.
Discordianism
First a resumencillo:
"is a modern religion, founded between 1958 and 1959 by Greg Hill (also called Malaclypse the Younger or Mal-2) and Kerry Thornley (also known as Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst). Presents remarkable similarities with absurdist interpretations of the Rinzai school. The Discordianism recognizes chaos and discord as desirable qualities in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order. The foundation charter of Discordianism and holy book, is the Principia Discordia. "
I highlight some of the article traces the teacher as the revelation of this great religion:
"At the end of the 50 two young Californians, who later would assume the names of Omar Ravenhurst and Malaclypse the Younger, were spending the night at the bowling alley in his neighborhood, fixing the world and drinking the concoction infamous in the U.S. called" coffee ".
froze time at the bowling alley and a chimpanzee appeared to them that, after alluding to the chaos with strange metaphors of our reality (" Gentlemen, you have nipples, do you give milk? "), he showed a strange symbol. "
As you see, given the proximity of this hysterical fact is demonstrated that the old religions have sweetened a little story. It is clear that a chimpanzee in a bowling good but who will believe what the burning bush ... after that ...
To not go I just want to show another great truth that shows us that religion and is the sound of a tree falling when no one to hear: It FNORD!
"FNORD is MU, is the sound made when a tree falls in the middle of the forest and nobody hears it ... Or so FNORD?
If after this you have no clear explanation is not fully understood or better FNORD Moreover, you feel confused, do not worry, surely Eris is acogiéndote in her lap.
For more information contact your pineal gland. "
For more information on Discordianism Ask the Professor Wikipedia.
invisible pink unicorn
As this starts a very long time just leave their articles of faith, who deserve great respect for his love of the unicorn:
- Our Lady Invisible Pink Unicorn is She
- prefer pizza with ham and pineapple, pepperoni and mushrooms. The second is said to eat only the followers of the despicable Residence Oyster (of Doom).
- URI Followers of holy days are more than those of all religions together, because any holy day of any religion is automatically a holy day of the URI. On Saints are used by the faithful to sow seeds of doubt and uncertainty in the minds of the addicts of other religions. The holiest day of the year is the April fools day (in some places the first of April, in others on December 28, this however does not prevent celebrate both days as days of URI). It is the day when she suggests we find a religious crazy and you say, "There is so much evidence for the existence of your (s) god (s) as there is for the Invisible Pink Unicorn, why not look at their website ? maybe learn something. "
- The number 42 is important for supporters of the URI. Is the answer to the question "What is the meaning of life, universe and everything?. If you join the digits of the year when it was revealed (1 +9 +9 +4) you get 23. If you add 4 (for His feet), add 2 (for his ears), add 2 (for His Eyes), add 1 (for His horn), add 1 (for his tail) and then add 9, the result is 42 .
- few chosen followers are blessed with visits with signals shown in the clothes washer.
- She maintains its position that unbelievers will not see hiding:
you ever found an invisible pink unicorn hiding behind a tree?
The answer is obvious: no.
This shows that does not have to hide, because it is invisible
Other religions:
Just to say that religion as the force of the universe of Star Wars, hundreds of thousands of followers in his statement income have put in their box of "religion" are the same and became the third most "voted" in England.
May the force be with you crackssssss!
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