Thursday, April 21, 2011

What Could I Write Inside A Wedding Card

TORTURE OF ELDERLY DUTCH


Everyone knows that the only thing they like physicians is playing paddleball and disappear from your question but 90 percent of people have hidden this truth in the depths of the subconscious because they need to believe that these guys look at you and hawk as they write things on your computer or yawn while listening to your explanations are people who love their profession and empathize with the sufferings of others.
My Marisa was determined to accompany me to my first review of neurology because it says that doctors are more talkative and friendly when dealing with two people instead of one, but she's not over (no, not want to see) that we two together, we look running a nursing home to which we feed porridge in bowls scattered randomly dirty residence in the bathroom, a TV room, under beds, next to the vacinillas, the flat spots and shit, between the toilet and bidet ... Anyway, I am saying that separate is different. I have my purple jogging suit and sporting my silver, my tummy, funny mechoncito covering my bald head, my jersey and my beard atomic ant 6 days. She's living her eyes bulging eyes, his white shirt embroidered with his plaid jacket and his easy laugh dimples. I could be an early retirement due to depression and she owns a craft store. But together we seem only a couple of elderly torturers. I do not know if I understand. I suspect not.
- MARISA, FUCK, JUST LET ME GO, YOU ARE GOING TO THINK THAT WE ARE THE DIRECTORS OF A SENIOR RESIDENCE TERMINAL ILLEGAL!
Marisa refuses to see him, although forced to stand beside me in front of a full-length mirror for 10 or 20 minutes, we get to see as clearly as I do.
- In a madhouse I'll get as you continue with it .- she says. But every time I laugh harder
The doctor seemed to pass anything in the mouth or head because all the sentences left unfinished.
When I talk with doctors, I like to give my questions with an air sotisficada (do you say so, sotisficada?) So they do not think I'm a slob and I have in mind.
- Do you think that the clot is lodged in my brain has been dissolved or perhaps as a raindrop in the vast sea?
- MNOs ... Well ... mmm ... Let me see your teeth.
- Do you think that the clot is lodged in my brain or maybe dissolved like a raindrop in the vast sea? - I repeated the question and looked at my face Marisa with determination. Marisa read a booklet on diverticulitis and probably smiling because he found something funny in the drafting. Always do that: Read the brochures and smiles.
"Show me your teeth, well-(and showed me yours)
- You have not answered my question: Not really, Marisa?
- Oh, you must read this booklet, is hilarious. I have read like a fairy tale.
- shows me his teeth?
I got angry.
"Let Marisa, I'm sick of that everywhere we are taken by owners negligent nursing homes.
Marisa was behind me, laughing. It vovió before leaving the query:
- Do you mind if I take the brochure?
Then, at home, during dinner I asked again ..
- You really can not see, Marisa? When we're together seem a couple dirty and malicious to scam the weak and exploits them.
The idea was lodged in my brain for a few months ago and could not shake my head. Pajolera And I have no idea what was the point at which leaked like a serpent in my mind. But I have reason. It is what we seem.
Marisa not only did not laugh but a few tears in her eyes and trembling lower lip seemed ready to shrink in a pot.
If I knew how ugly it gets when crying did certainly not more.

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