Wednesday, December 30, 2009

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Peruvian Football 22: Some things I left in 2009

1. The Peruvian championship system is ridiculous. Playing two mini-leagues consist of teams that were in even and odd jobs during the first stage of all against all is absurd. There is no way of knowing whether they will be competitive or not. This year we had a very hard-fought league (league B between the first and third in the championship long (Aurich and Aianza) and one that was dull and predictable (league B to U and Sport Huancayo). What happened? The distance of points and the Alliance Aurich (1 st and 3rd place respectively) was 4 points, the distance between the U and Sport Huancayo (2nd and 4th place respectively) was about 8 points which is much more manageable for the team lead.

2. The leaders are still unable. Only happens they approve a championship as we have been aware that the usual Peruvian football is that two teams fight for first place and a third is on the lookout. Obviously, the distance score between the 1st and 3rd will always be less than the difference between the 2nd and 4th. So are encouraged competitiveness?
On the other hand, never come to an agreement on the bases of the championship and when they do, are so confusing that you do not quite understand who benefits from what. Example: a bag of minutes of juveniles and foreigners in court. As far as I understood, if a team completed the exchange of minutes of juveniles in court, he could then use a more foreign banks or in the game. Mmm, and what has to do something with the other? Nothing. The promotion of youth in Peru remains a procedure to pass lanyard.

3. Appearance of "figures." If something system has good bag of minutes is that since last year, has allowed the professional debut of several young players with projection. This is a personal list of the best in the tournament: Corzo, Hurtado, C. Soto, Aubert, Ardiles, Cueva, J. Sanchez, Ruidiaz, Avila, and Talaviña Advíncula. You're probably forgetting some, accepting contributions.
positive Notwithstanding these appearances from last year, it is clear that work under very limited. If you look at the physical appearance of these new players, many of them do not reach seventy meters look underdeveloped musculature (not to say that sticking a couple of steaks on the chest did not fall ill, at least to appear to corpulence, say).

4. There are very few professional players. The leaders occurred to them that the championship would be nice (?) With 16 equi
post, the question immedi ties is "professional enough players to put together 16 teams? ". The obvious answer, no. The proof: the two teams that went down to second team had to use almost juveniles to face the championship and they were about to descend were forced to raise and / or retain semi-retired players ("Kukin" Flores, Yep, "La Foca" Farfán).

5. The best team, Aurich. In the championship
really - I mean, that of the first of the year, all against all - Aurich proved to be the best team, made the most points and showed a good game, as opposed to the proposal Reynoso (boring the opponent and the spectators) and the proposed Costas (to see what comes with what is).
already in the playoff, the problems between the leadership and technical command were felt in the system, including major injuries ("Cheche" Ibarra, "Parakeet" Chiroque and "Rabona" \u200b\u200bChara), reinforcement disappointing (Moreno and Arzuaga) and a new technical command had to adapt on the fly. These factors may prevent him from the Aurich keep the B league as regularly as in the first half of the season.

6. The end.
on defining title parties there is not much to say. U played what I knew and played with the Alliance that turned out. The U won with righteous truths worth, nor did he reached for more.

7. Transmissions.
usual: narrators and commentators Argentinized blundering. The fiasco of the year was the transmission of the first final. Had many cameras that CMD were seasick, did not know what to put in display. The worst image of all was that of a camera mounted on a balloon that drifted providing spectacular "? Matute footage of parking.

8. Telenovelas.
Peruvian football would not be such without dirigenciales struggles, fights between players and Things like jet set news. This year we had several footballing telelloronas:
a) vs Guillermo Alarcón Carlos Franco, and it hurts a lot to leave the bottle.
b) The U vs. Sunat, the debtor country club was on the verge of losing its headquarters "Camp Sea." Tragicomedy of the matter is that it never occurred Sunat seize the Monumental, of course, as is Gremco and Interbank.
c) vs. San Martín Alliance, Alliance can not beat San Martin or court, or transfer of players, it seems that Aldo Corzo stays at Santa Anita and six months would go to the Alliance receives Siena without a sun.
d) vs Corzo Corzo, was first deceived, then got engaged to his new team, then shed tears for staying in Alliance and now I just want to go to Italy, who understands it.
e) Reynolds vs. the press, the strategist cream is not a better idea to avoid criticism and downright stupid comments from the local press, to cut all contact with her. Even forced his players to follow suit with a penalty. Meanwhile, the U.S. is the big teams with worse institutional image, which is why he spent all of 2009 without a sponsor. Task leaders: Reply Is it possible to obtain and retain a sponsor when the club does not have good relations with the media?
f) Solano vs pocket, it seems that the "Professor" is committed to meet the last chibilines for retirement, getting ready for packing to go to Colchester in the English second division. Apparently, in the U and left him for lost, however, is Ñol the difficult and still does not define "official" status. Is it a bluff? Is he waiting for a counter attractive part of the creams?
g) "Kukin" vs. its ghosts, CNI midfielder came running naked through the streets of Iquitos what happened? according to him, was in his hotel room when a ghost appeared, the wheel ran charapa as "soul by the devil." Since then, the local police station, Kukin victim alleged that she was a kind of kidnapping, assault, as he had been drugged in order to rob him, but his noble heart and concern for his family led him to invent the ghost story not to alter their loved ones. Oh my God.


I think this is all about footballing year we are going. 2010 promises to talk to Amilton Prado and Dony "Drum" Neyra in Alliance, Manco in Aurich, Oblitas as sports manager Glass, elections in the U and so on.

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The feeling of Christmas

Hi

Yesterday you told me you did not understand what the feeling of Christmas and you preferred the new year because I think about what it referred to Indeed the last twelve months. When you told me these things do not know what to answer immediately, but I was thinking about it and I have something like a response.

Beyond religious or capitalist influences, I think the mythology, ritual and the very spirit of consumerism that accompany this conclusion is shared, in different ways, an underlying idea: the generosity to (re) construct the unit.

"From his fullness we all received, and every loving gift
preparing another.
Through Moses we received
Act,
but the truth and the gift of love
reached us through Jesus Christ.

No one has seen God, but God the Son
only released us;
he is in the bosom of the Father
and released us. "(John 1, 1-18)

These are the last two paragraphs of the opening chapter of the Gospel of John. Although he and Marcos did not bother to describe the birth of Jesus, as they do Matthew and Luke, which has in common with the rest of evangelists is the appearance of Jesus as the beginning of a new time, a new message, a New Testament in which God materializes his divinity and shares with the people the wisdom to return to a state of grace with him. Then, Jesus represents the ultimate sacrifice of God for the salvation of man, not only delivers the message, but his own divinity incarnated in a human body.

The Gospels are filled with selfless acts of generosity, from the time that Joseph accepts the son of Mary, though not his, to the crucifixion.

Accordingly, for Christians, Christmas is the time in which God gives himself and is accepted by those who believe in him. And here is another important element in mythology or, if you like Christian tradition: the acceptance the gift. God offers and the man decides whether to take their gifts. In this sense, the birth of Jesus not only implies God's generosity but also human acceptance.

On the other hand, the birth of Jesus establishes the sanctity of the family and institutionalized as containing space of divine grace.

In summary, the feeling of Christmas from mythology or Christian tradition is in the virtue of selfless giving and have the courage enough to accept what is given. If you add it in this celebration emphasizes the importance of family togetherness and other virtues such as forgiveness, that Christmas will become a meeting where those who consider themselves family are willing to forgive the past and give more of themselves to restore unity and perhaps they imagine that once existed between them.

while If so, Christmas became a space for reflection on the past, perhaps far beyond the last twelve months, it appeals to deep-seated feelings that can transport you to happy times or even painful. Perhaps because this is something sad to be alone or lonely on Christmas, maybe that's why Christmas songs are ambiguous, between joyful and melancholy.

I think to some extent, explains the ritual tradition: the preparation in advance of the celebration, family reunion, the proclamation of its importance, the propensity of people to be more sensitive to those he considers closest and other perhaps more specific to each place and person.

"P" she told me that for Christmas was the time when his family put aside their differences to come together, that's the feeling of Christmas for her see his family (including herself) re-united at home.

I'd like to say that this also happens at home, but really, the holidays for us are more times when our mistakes become more evident and are therefore often painful. However, their own festivals then give us space for reconciliation, inconclusive, but in the end reconciliations performed.

This year was different. Things were more quiet, probably because we thought more in the grandfather who left us in our need to do or say that makes us feel good. In any case, what happens is that at times we give our individualities ground to the idea of \u200b\u200bunity that brings Christmas and played in the rituals that accompany it.

About consumerism there is not much to say, rather than the central ritual of Christmas has gone from being the family together around the birth of Jesus to be the meeting of individuals who share objects with symbolic value is directly proportional to its value. But even in this particular subject (almost all expect to receive an object of great monetary value that matches our personal desires) underlies the idea of \u200b\u200bbeing generous with others, to give something that were satisfied, that makes you happy and, to that extent , to make us happy we them with something that our money could buy.

In this case, the generosity is concerned, but is present and has been distorted by consumerism, but stays because it gives legitimacy. The curious thing about this process is that during the celebration of the ritual is to remember that it's not the presents but the family unit, notwithstanding the large sums of money to spend at least imagine the wishes of our loved ones.

Regarding the latter, I think it connects with what I said back line with that Christmas is a space for reflection is not limited the last twelve months, but goes beyond. In the case of this last thought, transcends time and questions the ritual itself, perhaps as a form of act of contrition apparently not foster feelings of guilt for receiving and giving gifts ...

Anyway, I think all this tangle of contradictions and symbolism is roughly what gives the feeling of Christmas, at least for me.

Finally, I would say that Christmas is the celebration of integration and, therefore, involves a conciliatory reflection of the past that it restore ties emotional among people, whereas the new year is the celebration of a new beginning, a short passed away and that we may have learned something.

what do you think?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

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Desert (Fito Paez)


(thanks to connangay )

My looks wicked, my libido porno
My circle opened, my golden touch
Your back is a harp, your legs a chorus
they have in mind to make me whole.
I am the beam that fell from heaven That
came to burn from hell
You're the living space of your fears
I have the courage and I have the desire

your wild side I do not need words
I get me clothes that do not fit
anything I am not a tourist trip, I am uneasy passenger
not tease me now, I have a sharp knife
And none of what I say, love will get me out of this desert ...

With whip in hand I'm helpless
The anger that is spit with the wind
There are people who inspires you eat excrement
There are people who aspire coca and time
Your point of view, your next important
Your pear in his hand, you're a watcher
I am a ghost, I am a resident
A body and soul, a loss of profit

I'm going out to the streets to undo my destiny
That's good to be on the canvas and the wrong road
You can buy a house, you can buy a home
There are things that are not bought, you know what I say and nothing
what I say, love will get me out of this desert ...

The false utopia of a perfect world
few days ago was buried in a pub infectious
Politically, decent and proper
're a police, you're like an insect floating peacefully
safe around
shit I see you walk right, sliding left
No one knows any thing on earth
And if you're free from doubt, throw the first stone

And none of what I say, love will get me out of this desert ...

Desert Baby I'm
desert, desert ...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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- My dangers are only metaphysical, "Oliveira said. Believe me, I do not go out of the water with a hook. Reventaré of bowel obstruction, the Asian flu or a Peugeot 403.
I do not know, "said Maga. I sometimes think about killing myself, but I see I'm not going to do ... The idea to kill me always makes me well. But you, not what you think ... Why say, dangers metaphysical? There are also rivers metaphysical, Horacio. You gonna throw you one of those rivers.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

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Football Peru 21: It must be complicated ... Mercedes Sosa died

"It must be difficult for a high competition fubotlista come to play for the team." With this statement, Daniel Perez opened his comment about statements by Juan Manuel Vargas today.

(Thanks to dacs29 )

"El Loco" is one of the most beloved players in the Peruvian soccer fans, thanks to their love won honorable game shows, no doubt, is the better team player, something similar to Paolo Guerrero when he made his first forays into playoffs: pure delivery.

And then, inevitably ask is that enough?

Anyone would say, "Vargas plays well," is the best thing about Peru, "has no technique and power," the madman breaks Selection. Really? Let's see ...

Vargas has enough technique to make a catch, defend the ball, throw a good center, kicking a free throw with accuracy, among other things. However, there is a super gifted. Vargas the advantage over other players are their physical and aggressive attitude towards the game, both attributes serve as support for his good but not extraordinary technique.

In other words, is a good footballer, but make no mistake, there is no Roberto Carlos, especially if we consider that the Brazilian player was not foolishly drive in big games (against Chile in Santiago) or earned Yellow absurd that earned suspensions for parties also key. In this regard, two questions: How many times Vargas suspended for accumulation of yellow in this tie? How many of these suspensions prevented him to play a visitor?

Returning the author of the opening sentence of this post: How often complained Peredo Vargas suspensions for accumulating yellow?.

on sports journalism I have said many other things that would be repeated, so better
would ask, "Is it not difficult for the fans await the start of another tie?".

That "El Loco" has expressed the discomfort of all involved in this elimination (fans, players, officials and journalists) need not absolve it of responsibility. Sometimes it seems that we are spoiled to stay with the good times of the players and we are blinded to reality, hence there are large numbers of journalists and fans who demand the return of Farfan, Pizarro, Mendoza, longing to regain a selection Elan lost decades ago. Well, with all of them together, Ecuador beat us 5-1. The last round we ate too many humiliations with these guys as players in the tragedy, winless heroes, martyrs pathetic.

Chances are that after final match against Bolivia, Peru returned to a world led by Pizarro, Farfan as the best player of the tournament and made a real Acasiete "pattern" of the defense. Of course, this ideal world all colors printed on the front pages of local sports newspapers, always superseded by the esoteric and Cueto Chumpitaz figures, reminding us that our current players can not win games alone, they need more than flat have not and we do not know what it is.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

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I feel ashamed of pay posthumous tribute to Mercedes Sosa . Why do we always remember the good people when they are gone or when they are about to do?
ingratitude, there is no response.



(Thanks to mestherka )

trova I must confess that Latin America is not my favorite genres, but listening to the strength and vitality of the voice of Mercedes leaves me with no arguments, no reservations ... " changes, everything changes "

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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This is an excellent video made por un usuario de Youtube llamado que mezcla muy bien gnarcotic animación y la canción de Tool que este post Titulaer

Intermission
Intermission
A half cup of powdered sugar
One-fourth teaspoon salt
A pinch of Turkish hashish
Half a pound butter
A teaspoon vanilla sugar
Half a pound flour
One hundred fifty grams of ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
And no eggs

bowl into a Stir in butter to give

Ground nuts to admit and
the dough and knead

eye-ball-sized pieces of dough forms
roll in powdered sugar and
says the magic word
Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim

place baking sheet on a greased and
bake minutes grad Two hundred to fifteen and
K eir ee ere

bake minutes grad Two hundred to fifteen and
No eggs

Translation:
EGGS OF SATAN
Media powdered sugar rate
A quarter teaspoon of salt
A pinch of Turkish hashish
Half a pound of butter
household teaspoon vanilla essence
Half a pound of flour
150 gr. chopped nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and without eggs

Put everything in a bowl
Add butter
Add the chopped nuts
Knead dough

Roll the pasta size pieces eyes
passing through the icing sugar
and say the magic words:
"Sim living room do saladim bim bamba"

Place in a baking dish and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
... and without eggs

Place in a baking dish and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
... and without eggs

Monday, September 28, 2009

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Sailing, sailing ... Peruvian Football

I leave some interesting links to start your week.
  1. Goals do not of Bjorn, the new blogger on the block. It is a place for football talk our fill (ha! As if it were possible to Hart).
  2. walk through the wonderful Portal , I found a late finding, but no less rewarding. This is the discography remastered Beatles . Enjoy.
  3. taringueros Another well-crafted post is to Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer all one. It is recommended to listen to away from fragile to invite destruction.
  4. Finally, a hilarious musical number Parent / Family Guy (for fine) which amazingly has not been banned (yet) by the increasingly conservative Youtube.

(thanks to htryhbj )

Oh, I almost forgot about this: say it's the video of the year ... and good.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

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(Image ZonaBase )

Alianza Lima ranks first in the playoff table A (and, if you will, in all the championship) after winning in local by Juan Aurich Chiclayo by 1 to 0. The game was not good, had several dead moments, hinted teams played aggressively but did not build dangerous for the opposite.

The Aurich is a team that knows move the ball, has a range of players who do a good office and a coach who has managed to grow with your team, what it lacks is precision in attack. If we look at the Aurich offensive plays, we see that most of them are forced, with the fighting front constantly against the opposing defense and fighting for rebounds or take advantage of mistakes to win. Except for a play of "Cheche" Ibarra in the second half which was well saved by Forsyth, had no other shots on goal which has resulted in moves well developed and exploited by strikers in advantageous situations.

to this difficulty of creating clear scoring situations, we must add the good defensive work of the local computer. With some errors in the second half, the defense was able to shuffle the onslaught Alliance of Chiclayo box, helping to accentuate the errors of inaccurate visiting team.

The good work of the defense was crucial in the final score as it is not merely to prevent and control goals party, also collaborated with the winning goal, the work of central defender Carlos Solis.

The rest of the team completed its work, but the forwards are still in debt but they generated some chances of danger, at least this time, thanks to the mobility of Juan Diego "El Lobo" and Claudio Gonzales Vigil " Karioka "Velasquez, well fed by good plays Jhonnier" Potón "Montaño, although it is worth mentioning that the Colombian is still abusing the individual play, but to be fair, let's say less wrong every day.

Jayo and Paraguayan Gonzales (to his foolish expulsion) did well in midfield and "El Pato" Quinteros met the brand and to some extent with the output. Alliance

local win again, yes, playing bad. While the players had a respectable late, the team still has an irregular operation, especially in Matute. One of the crucial aspects of this deficiency is the lack of variants offensive and wrong decisions of the technical difficulties of making changes.

usually for "Garganta de lata" Costas the first variant of the team is Jose Carlos Fernandez, a very limited front became a name in our game because Melgar and Cienciano scorer, but in its passage through Partnership has not had one good performance, maybe a regular but never a good. On the other hand, the technician can not play in a game so difficult for players just recovered from serious injuries, even if they were pillars of the team at any time of year: "Arrocito" Sanchez is to recover pace with rivals lower-level the ex-pointer Juan Aurich.

A welcome return is that of Oscar Vilchez. After thinking about an early retirement due to a strong football knee injury, the youngster returned to Alliance a few games and every day shows interesting improvements constitute perhaps one of the most important players in the league team final. Has not completed a brilliant game, but his performance suggests that. Hopefully

reach a better football like other pleasing appearance of our championship as Auber, Ardiles, Arizmendi (all three of Melgar), Advíncula (Aurich), Avila (Sport Huancayo), Lojas (Cristal), Sanchez ( Total Chalaco) and Cuevas (César Vallejo).

Finally, we say that A playoff is getting very interesting now that the difference between the first and the second is a victory. It is possible that until the next meeting and Alliance Aurich Chiclayo, the leadership of the league is constantly changing hands. The next date is with both clubs playing outside home: Inti Gas Alliance will face in a match smell revenge in the aftermath that continues to produce the match played between them in the first part of the tournament in the city of Ayacucho Cumana, while Aurich are at home to an improved Sport Ancash and even needed.

The Playoffs A is of fire. I wish we could say the same for the Licuilla B, whose teams are not even show up to the final stages of the championship.

Friday, September 25, 2009

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That master sequence.


(Thanks to huluDotCom )

Saturday, September 12, 2009

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Peruvian Football 19: 10 reasons not to see Peru in the next world


The Brazilian blog I did Geraldino lapidary a list of ten reasons why Argentina should not go global. I take the liberty of making my own list of reasons that should persuade us not to keep hopes of seeing Peru in a World Cup at least the next twenty years.

1. Chemo will not yet retired from football, ie it is always an option as coach of the selection.

2. Probably, Fleischman has not been withdrawn from television.

3. Pepe Soto technical degree and will not know if football or electrician, but a title and it will direct.

4. The Unable to be gone but Fat Rabbit, Dirty Dog and / or Franco will survive.

5. Continue celebrating victories 30 years ago.

6. Alberto Beingolea, Daniel Perez and Jaime Pulgar Vidal will remember us.

7. Local sports programs continue to be branches of Fox Sports.

8. Foreign coaches and players come and always come back to ask what they think of Peruvian soccer.

9. The lower divisions are always lower divisions.

10. Because nobody will take away the idea that a local tie against Argentina or Brazil will always be a good business.

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1. Today I went downtown to buy the ninth issue of Astonishing X-Men series distributed by Peru.21 last year. Anyway, I got up around noon and there was no basis in local Acuña passage number 120 and this is not the first time. Have been four occasions when I found the place empty and people waiting outside to buy comic books or use other promotions.

No one can be that they do go to the center, wait and never see you.

2. If there was something positive out of this failed attempt to complete my collection of X-Men was that Wilson decided to go buy a micro SD Memory 2 GB for small expansion bay that has my mp4.

time ago I passed by and saw a gallery called Cyberplaza, but never ventured into. Today I did. The facilities are excellent, there are not many shops but the place is very well done with ramps for disabled, lift, food court and parking.

prices are not very different from the old galleries where it joins your Computer or buy your Starcraft for enviciarte at home.

3. Login to Cyberplaza and the tour of the Civic Center on July 28 left me thinking about how you are seeking to recover public spaces and improve the decoration of some areas of the capital, while others have been stranded or criminal gangs that make the precarious its burrow.

Hopefully in the future we can regain the city spaces we have now been written off. Definitely, if we do this, we must elect people who care more for the citizens and less on the concrete.

Friday, May 15, 2009

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The Scientific Perricano

an eon had passed since Perricano promised his father to rule the world. Time was running but did not know how to do such a great job. He spent hours and hours in the park next to viejunos watching road works surrounding the green. Their conversations dull and had always liked the sound of phlegm mucus-type inistol helped him concentrate. I would never have imagined is that the answer would come only in the form Rubenesque a man jogging with mesh roses too tight.


Initially passed by. The next morning Perricano discovered who was the head of a laboratory. She had noticed him in the park so he sent that night to kidnap. Work of scholars. Done to perfection. Nobody noticed.


Apparently it was a top secret lab experimenting with what no one dared. Perricano was a miracle of nature and they had to investigate. It seemed like the end of the beginning. But everything changed when he discovered the time machine. It was the perfect tool to conquer the world.


Perrícano mathematically proving time-space theories


During minutes prepared his attack. When he was removed from its cage bit one of his captors and ran toward the room with the invention and closed the door latch. The victory was theirs! The beginning of his reign of terror had begun ...


... or not

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

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acquis Perricano

Another chapter in our language appropriate to irrexflivismo cavilacionero:

  • CCM: Add circumstantial lie.
  • Amorodio: What feeling the man for woman and vice versa.
  • Cascarrete: Look pocado ...
  • Pornoteatro: What women do in bed. Also called a fake.
  • Pocado: We do not remember what it meant. Buzzword.
  • Espacharrao: Sit intermediate position between and lying. Sprawled near.
  • Sculpture: A person who works their body in the gym and marble quarries.
  • Agurrutao: As one body has the same shit on a Tuesday.
  • consensual democracy: This is when things are decided by all to dust.
  • ring: That very much. Equivalent to enjoy. Master
  • Well, that Monday, Master, Wednesday ...
  • Apamplao: The feeling that occurs when you stop drinking for a while after a long alcohol intake. It's a mixture aplatanao and pimplao ... or not.
  • Pisete Mono: Also known as squirrel monkey piss. Beer extrabarata of Hipercor. Q To feel no drinking 8 cans. xDDD
As always helping the development of our beloved language:)

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From today I will start will detail the adventures of our dear friend in his attempt to conquer the world. First, the last sketch in the hands of the police:


Apparently
was taken in a large city park just before scratching the shit. Remember this evil face because soon will be seen in different parts of the world and of history trying to carry out their plans for world domination.

Greetings and the Perricano be with you!

Monday, April 13, 2009

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Carrie A. Nation

By profession, activist

You never know what is going to find floating around the Internet ... One of those things is the story of this woman, a story that shows that, even if you go upstream and people will cross out of carca , finish saliéndote with yours with effort and tenacity. He did not see his dream fulfilled, but his example inspired many, and nine years after his death, they succeeded.


This good woman like Carrie Amelia Moore was born in Kentucky, to 1846. Mental health problems were common in his family (without going any further, his mother from time to time showed he was fully convinced that Queen Victoria, and sent his daughter to sleep with the slaves of the family ...), but was not the case: she found God.

The lady was all a Bigard, it should measure about 1.80 in height, with 80 kg of weight. Still, there were those who wanted it. But her first husband turned out to be an alcoholic first and died a year after the first child born of marriage. Carrie blamed it on alcohol ...


then further marry a certain David Nation, who took the name with which it became famous. They lived happily and ate partridges and she had a revelation: alcohol is bad and you end up with him. His meditation and prayer gave way to action: she and other women of the Union of Women's Christian Temperance began to boycott the liquor stores and bars in your area. His methods, brutal, from shopkeepers and call waiters "destroyers of the souls of men" to enter the classroom to sing hymns with a portable organ (and that Casio did not exist yet ...). But there seemed to be very successful ...


Up One day, while Carrie prayed to God for guidance, He said "go to Kiowa" - a town in Kansas, "I'll be with you." She played the best he could: go to Kiowa to something in their hands and destroy those damn places. And loaded with stones (which affectionately called "Crushing"), and after parrioquianos warn that they would save their destination of alcoholics, destroyed two rooms in the town ...


continued stoning bars, confident in doing the right thing. But thanks to a discovery of her husband, took a step further: it, joking, I said why not use a hatchet next time, to be more effective. She took him to the letter. She was born Carrie A. Nation, a woman who ended up recording his name as a trademark in Arkansas (Carrie A. Nation sounds like "carry a nation", "closed country"). Armed with a hatchet and a Bible, Carrie shattered bars and liquor stores across Kansas and Arkansas. In ten years, was arrested at least thirty times, but escaped from prison thanks to donations made by their sisters of battle (and their supporters), as well as sales of hatchets like yours.

Among other beauties of this great lady, notably their public rejoicing at the assassination of President McKinley in 1901, accusing him of drinking on the sly.


His life ended in 1911, during a speech. She was buried in a grave without a name, but the Union of Women's Christian Temperance gave him a plaque that read "True to the cause of abstinence, did what he could" (word). Nine years later he forbade the manufacture, sale and consumption of alcohol in the U.S., "Prohibition," a law which was limited to ruin California wine prosperity and shoot the black market, greatly strengthening the mafias.

Panduro This poster swear that I have found on several websites, not a fake xD.


I dedicate this toast to this lady, sure to stir in his grave for it.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

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Here you have a text that was transcribed on a sheet that I changed to a mono bohemian in exchange for two dvds copied Muchachada Nui (I encourage all people to see this program because it is one of the best examples of our beloved Absurd). I believe the fable tells us exactly what he means to me absurd and can serve well as a manifesto of the same.

"There once was a dog. It was not particularly strong or fast, nor handsome to human or canine charges. In truth, neither was extremely intelligent. Even he could not be included in any particular race. It was a smorgasbord, a mutt.

lived with a human family who treated him properly. Not that they love to let their lives defending their home against thieves, but he always had food and a rug near the fireplace. Your day to day was three walks in the neighborhood, moments of games with the children in the family and a few hours of watching television while cleaning the underside with her tongue. It had always seemed a good and comfortable existence without thinking I could do something better for the rest of his days.

Just something changed. It was at a time, rather it was little by little ... a thorn stuck in his mind. You may have always been there. I told him that something was wrong or that he was wrong. The world became absurd. The whole meaning of life is disrupted.

If everything was absurd, we should make the absurd. One day in his usual walk in the park saw a pelican. It was a beautiful female. The truth is I've never seen one, but so it seemed. In a moment of forgetfulness of his master sprang from his belt and went to her. And it's fucked.

The rest of his life was quiet, the usual routine. Changed only in her deathbed. I went to see an animal that had never seen, was a cross between dog and pelican. It was the Perrícano. And he said he would conquer the world. "

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

How To Fix Flashlight

Perrícano The fable of Cuba ... Sometimes I



Now I see the bigger picture, not so much like ... But I was very caught when I was compelled by a force beyond my doing it. In my defense, saying that the clouds were "any host" (as fast as you can get a cloud, of course xD) and half the damn fucking tree picture (just the best part.) words, but still keeps a certain like , few seconds before and a few feet away was better .



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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Is Rabies Common In The Summer

Rémi Gaillard,

I
put some videos of this man, Remi Gaillard, which to me is exactly what one day will write on the manifest absurdity. It is funny to go ponindo examples before tell you what it is but I think even understand this better. This guy just wants to surprise, to make people laugh, get them out of what they're used to seeing and reacting. I put an example very good, the others can find it here: http://www.nimportequi.com

Rabbit



Olympics



Chicken Burial



Mario Kart



I hope you liked

Greetings

Monday, February 23, 2009

How Soon To Wear Girdle After Pregnancy

absurd example of cartel Strange strange chance meeting in Sarajevo

I met him the other day at college. Is at least disturbing

Finally, Are we a club to see what geek put right? xDD

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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Or how a cluster of coincidences began a war


have always said that what happened in Sarajevo that June 28 1914 was the trigger for the horror that humanity had known so far (for a few years later we managed to leave what happened on the Somme or Verdun as children's games): World War, although by that time was called Great War.


Like many, if not all, you know, what happened that day was that a Bosnian nationalist assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, heir to the throne of that kingdom. Bosnia was part of Austria-Hungary, but the Slavs did not approve of this occupation, and they intended to form a separate country or to join the kingdom of Serbia, something that Austria-Hungary did not happen. You see, we have a unique breeding ground for something big happens, Christians, Muslims and nationalism.


In this context, our hero was born and raised: Gavrilo Princip.

The size of the chicken in the photo is understandable, since he was a prisoner, now the Czech Republic, hence the blank stare, shoulders slumped and swelled Carra hosts. But it should not be very different when plotted with their colleague has the "Young Bosnia". The thin man is the most awkward regicide of all history, at least as far as I remember now.


He and six other conspirators met in Sarajevo on the occasion of the visit of the heir of Austria-Hungary to the city. Coincided with a local holiday, so The streets were crowded. Among his team, a few pistols and some explosives, it is believed that supplied by the organization "Black Hand", Pan-Serbian ideology and cyanide capsules, in case something went wrong.


I do not fit on the head as they left a guy as awkward as Gavrilo wield a weapon. From what little we know about him is that he was weak and barely had strength to shoot and the shot was aimed. But who knows why, fired twice and hit the two when the time came. Who knows, as he grew up before his big moment. For his part, Franz Ferdinand was an excellent hunter (Do not expect anything less of a noble, of course). How ironic.


But not anticipate events. The Archduke (Franz Ferdinand and wife) was warmly welcomed by the population, but the convoy was attacked, perpetrated by one of the seven conspirators threw a bomb on the car of the Archduke, and sources indicate that two things happened:

  • a. - The bomb hit the car door and bounced out to the public, with disastrous results for the latter.
  • b. - Franz Ferdinand turns and grabs Chuck Norris the bomb in time to launch the vehicle that followed them, killing or injuring several passengers and spectators.


The pseudo-assassin swallowed his cyanide pill and jumped into the River. This is one of the biggest EPIC FAIL of History: the pill was defective, did not effect the poison and not die, but as yet not known, plunged into the river, trying to drown ... But we are in midsummer, and just had a foot of water. As a result, was taken by the population and beaten, before being apprehended by the authorities. Bravo!


The other conspirators or thought the bird had died, or gave up in business, and so we return to our hero, Gavrilo. Opted to buy a sandwich, because either the work was done or else it would be impossible to carry out the attack because, logically, be suspended the party. The couple went to City Hall archducal were received and served. But then marched to the local hospital to take the photo with the victims (some things do not change in centuries).


And in this situation we have Princip eating a sandwich, when you are in front of the vehicle in its objective: the driver took the wrong road and instead of following and rectify, decided to back off and back on track. We assume that pulls the sandwich, pulls out and runs to the Archduke, shoot twice, hits the door and one in Franz Ferdinand. But even in that was lucky the shot through the door and ended up in the abdomen of Archduchess Sophie Chotek, that of Franz Ferdinand gave him full in the neck.


He then swallowed the cyanide pill ritual also defective, so it ended up getting sick. Seeing that did not die, tried to shoot himself, but it was late and people jumped on him. For its part, the attacks, instead of moving the hospital, again Governor's residence, where they died because of poor medical care received.

Sometimes history can be very twisted, and although this was just the straw that broke the camel, may well not have happened. From today's perspective, it seems that it was something almost wanted by Austria-Hungary: a visit from a representative of the foreign authority during a national holiday that mind was seen as a provocation, and the Empire would have found another excuse to send that ultimatum as Serbia irrational.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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I added the option to make an assessment of the articles just below them, near comments. Let's see if we see that like most and can improve the blog. Greetings

Monday, February 16, 2009

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As lately we have the most neglected blog that abandonadín and many people told me that there is too much point in the post ... I decided that today we will put something something sencillito, visual and enjoyable. For all of us who have been suffering the stress of exams and did not know what was fun but only dípteroaburrimiento here I left something done simply with the intention of surprising. I think it should be mandatory in all countries and gray color a little bit of this life. Without further delay:



PS Thanks to John for enjoy myself

Friday, January 30, 2009

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The most ridiculous coup

Haiti, April 24, 1970



probably not happen as described in the Wiki Pedia teacher, but the reality is no less curious. But first let us briefly in a position ...


Haiti was the first independent republic in the Caribbean, and the second of the Americas, second only to USA, for something less than 30 years. From birth to independence, Haiti has had a very turbulent historical development. The wars with the eastern part of the island of Santo Domingo, which today is the Dominican Republic were frequent, leading to political instability. So much so, that as a good power, came to have an Emperor, Faustino I (tried to get the president is a puppet of the military and I left the backfire). But the imperial adventure was not there, as we shall see.


This situation was exploited by the U.S. to restore order as only they know, invading the country. The occupation lasted from 1915 to 1934, and by that time still did the right thing, brought to the island an apparent economic and political tranquility (which is understandable, you are mentoring the greatest power in the area, at least ship at the time). During this invasion was the second imperial acclamation in Haiti, one of the U.S. officials on the island, called Faustin Wirkus, for the island of La Gonave (the large island off the west coast of Haiti), was hailed as the reincarnation Faustino Emperor ... after the vision, probably induced by drugs, a witch on the island. However, do not let you mount a bar itself, and Faustino II's reign was not successful.


Back then, the U.S. withdrawal in 1934 led the country into chaos again. The presidents succeeded one another at high speed, and was increasing instability. Until, in 1957 was elected as President Dr. François Duvalier, known as "Papa Doc " (to distinguish you from his son and successor, Jean-Claude Duvalier, "Baby Doc "), and as the creator T onton Macoute. Haiti has always been proud of being the first black republic in the world, and certainly in Duvalier father found one of the best known cases of "racism black ", to call it somehow.


Duvalier succeeded entrench themselves in power despite international pressure (the Kennedy Administration was in the spotlight, by shamelessly appropriating international aid sent to the country) making himself president for life (or, in Christian dictator) in 1964, after winning the 1961 elections. In this era created the Tonton Macoute , a paramilitary force of defense (militias half and half "secret police", by that of repression), whose characteristic was not expenses caused to the state budget: is subsidizing themselves with what expropriated, stolen or extorted. He also created the Presidential Guard, with obvious functions.


Like any good dictator, Papa Doc suffered many attacks, some frustrated, others almost successful. And so we come to, in my opinion and for the moment, most ridiculous attack in history. April 24, 1970, outside Port-au-Prince. Octave Cayard, commander of the Coast Guard, starts a riot with which manages to mobilize the troops he commanded. And here begins the surreal: Cayard, in spite of its flamboyant title, had only three ships, if that word did not come very large, poorly armed, small-caliber guns obsolete and antiaircraft weapons. I'll bet they were coastal patrol boats during the Second World War, if not earlier, sold by U.S.


Cayard fleet then headed to the nearby presidential palace and opened fire. All the information I found about this fact is limited to that shot, and:

  1. struck some trees, after "spending the entire day attacking" 1.

  2. Again, the firing failed and slammed into civilian homes, leaving an undetermined number of civilian casualties 2.


After that, it seems that Cayard and his family went to Cuba. Their families and other seamen not paid the consequences.


However, the description of the riot told the English Wikipedia is much more wit. Matches, except at the time (unspecified) to the "bombardment" naval. The grotesque air of theatricality takes hit when he tells us that all that was done to combat the uprising was ordered off the portentous national air force, consisting of a single plane ... Wiki Pedia says, erroneously, that was a "P-54" of the war, but "that does not exist. Almost certainly it was a P-51 Mustang, with a clear "Made in USA" on the fuselage. But is not there, the story says that the pilot tried to engage in combat with three ships, on which made at least a couple of passes, with no success. After covered with glory, returned to base, almost certainly damaged.


Let's review: three boats, outdated, obsolete, with no firepower, try to bombard the presidential palace with little success, and the only opposition is made up of the Air Force to complete , a propeller plane, at least 20 years, who can not do anything except almost certainly get hurt.


Future opponents, take note! As president of the World Life and uprisings want! But do not expect a similar response xD.