Wednesday, May 18, 2011

How Are Create A Battery Operated Blanket

GREEN FLY. He pointed


Two months after Marisa was a lesson to give me the house was full of flies and the right questions to solve the problem was where they were going and not where they came from, but I did not lucid mind and not my head. My personal hygiene has always been teetering on the line passing through the depths of filth, if you understand what I mean, if you do not understand I will say that my concept of cleaning was before I met Marisa avoid, extent possible, the smell through the clothing and externalizing 2 meters of me, then, through their influence angelic, I decided that the armpits and genitals neat every two days and buy another pair of underwear was inevitable in a relationship of affection and mutual respect, but now he was gone and my personal hygiene had slipped a tightrope in which it balances on the depths of filth. Resented my social life and my living space filled with these flies lonely, fat and green and these tiny they are grouped to form clouds around your head. My hemiplegia regresses and seizes my arm attached to the chest with her fist and deformed internal rotation, if you understand what I mean. I started to walk by foot scythe and feeding of exaggerate on his cane. Went out to buy wine, snuff and cookies and remained locked up at home watching TV. When I tried to change channels that I realized my fingers were fat and clumsy and I missed my Marisa, fingers nimble and thin, who ran the remote control at a speed possessed. You might think I'm a pervert, but I get hot like a dog to see her use the remote because it was a little asubnormalaba expression, almost always intelligent and alive, and was showing a little tongue. I remember at the beginning of our relationship I asked a couple of times to put face it got delayed while the ass in front of full-length mirror the aisle, to avoid inappropriate Gatillazo. She said that what happened was that I had problems with self-esteem and could not bear to fuck with a woman who surpassed him in intelligence and beauty. "In health, heaven, I do not know where do you get so many panties for the whole week." And he laughed.
But now she was gone to give me a lesson and the day I found a porn magazine of urine and feces in the freezer I realized I was losing the north and well never recover.
I showered and shaved and then to get me a bottle of red wine to the doublet Valdepeñas to give me courage, I decided to call it.
jumped the answering machine and left my message after the beep:
- Marisa ...
- Marisa ... I swear ...
coughed. He had slurred drunken old.
- Marisa ... I swear ... you have to go home because someone has entered and has put a magazine of urine and feces in the freezer and the flies are ugly ...
- Jesus, Marisa, green and ugly ...
I thought I heard her laugh, but I thought that one of those flies looked me straight in the eye.
I thought that I'd showered all.
In the picture, first page of 3, not much to do. O yes.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

How Long Do Quinceaneras Normally Last?

FROM MY GLIDER. FOR YOU THAT YOU ARE YOUNG.

Despite being an incorrigible skeptic and I like seeing things from a comfortable position that does not involve me, I could not help but feel something like shame if I momentarily dismount from my pedestal of political apathy, to which I got at 11 years of age when Handsome Fernandito beat me by 15 votes in the election for prefect (girls menstruating on its way) - improvising this intro with some slogans REAL DEMOCRACY AND , that seem sensible and consistent and not at all unreasonable. Almost warm, if I hurry. I refer you to the entrance of Cretinolandia cortipegué from which the text down there, because there are less lazy than me and have been stretched by putting some interesting links:


  • million unemployed and none silent
  • Millions of unemployed and none stopped
  • Enough
  • fallacy, we want democracy
  • The people united will work without parties
  • If people abuse the people rise
  • Our money is not for the banker
  • If you continue with this , will the Icelandic
  • If you vote as usual, just fuck you
  • Democracy is something else, this is disgusting
  • If you want to transition mobilization. If you want change, revolution
  • puppets who are in power stop fucking
  • Ni Zapatero or Rajoy, democracy TODAY
  • Why send the market, if I have never voted
  • With our money, save the bankers, with our union, is the revolution
  • PSOE and PP, this shit is
  • Booty and slug the same thing
  • does the east wind, for bringing the crooks (For Cádiz ;-))
  • The people on the street, no one street what
  • Gold banker, the blood of workers
  • Juan Carlos, Sofia, the pot is empty
  • Felipe, Leticia, to reign in Sicily
  • The people do not shut up, know what happens
  • make cuts in the courts
  • Mariano, Zapatero, who you vote
  • bankers
  • Hands up, this is a rescue
  • Political and bankers, the same scavengers
  • standing Spain, Iceland is a
  • Banks and parties, the people are fucked
  • Ea, ea, the
  • people pissed pissed
  • Spain, Spain stands
  • If this Is to the Swift, reed, cane, reed
  • Less military spending and more social spending
  • Political and bankers, liars and profiteers
  • More investment in health and education
  • If the air were a bank and would have rescued
  • bankers have the solution to prison
  • People First, the bankers to jail
  • Rescue people, do not be indecent
  • Returns
  • that I stole it I've won
  • Where are not look what they have the power
  • Then you will say, there are five or six
  • Bankers and loan sharks, the sausages to sack
  • citizenship, we are not good
  • With our money, banker saves
  • Why send the market, if I have not voted
  • Bankers rescued, hospice workers
  • Jolin, jolin sends Booty here, shit, shit eating there is not
  • pa
  • Booty is king and the people are paying
  • If this is not the Swift, cane, reed, cane, if this is not settled, out, out, out
  • PSOE, PP, the same shit is
  • more processions and demonstrations Less
  • This makes me laugh democracy
  • This is hell, bring down the government
  • This economy, it is hypocritical
  • May 22, do not be his lackey
  • No one can resist being mileurista
  • Thieves corrupt, this is an insult
  • My dignity does not buy mastercard
  • Revolution against corruption
  • With
  • corruption revolution
  • We are not lazy, we're on the dole
  • No one can resist being mileurista
  • politicians and bankers, distributes your money
  • Listen IMF is already here Spain
  • Listen IMF and the people are here
  • Democracy is not, democracy is gone
  • against corruption, political imprisonment. Usury, banker to the wall
  • Or all the garlic, or all to hell
  • Juan Carlos, Sofia, is to buy one day
  • From Oviedo to La Palma, just calm, from Vigo to Barcelona corrupt clink
  • We
  • you vote, we cast you
  • My ballot, do not vote so sorry mug
  • A mortgage is a slave
  • These mortgages are our convictions
  • Banker, pacifier, I'm not in my chair, political indecent I am with my people
  • Corrupt and return our money bankers
  • Citizenship parliament to make the call
  • us not grace this democracy
  • Corrupt and bankers fear the workers
  • No more corruption, we action
  • We have the solution the
  • corrupt prison
  • We have the solution, bankers to prison
  • Keep up the riding the Icelandic
  • Your greed is our unrighteousness
  • Sow corruption and rebellion will have
  • We are citizens, not your cattle
  • If we are the future because they give us the ass
  • against corruption, beheading
  • society wakes up, party's over you
  • corruption Insumisión
  • Eurovision and more Less manifestation
  • cut our rights and burn your roof
  • Who runs the baton are bastards
  • Bankers apestáis usurers as calves
  • You ask
  • austerity from the Mercedes Class A knock down
  • the wall to save our future
  • arderéis Politicians and bankers with the money
  • purchased
  • Political will see us in court
  • The village is cut and the dealer does not cut
  • Because we do not find it funny this democracy
  • will sow corruption and revolution
  • I do
  • fall, the town is the power
  • welfare cuts pay My official cars
  • The house always wins, his pay cuts are
  • Banker's Gold is the blood of workers
  • If this is not Swift, cane, reed, cane, if this does not fix, war, war, war, and if no solution to the Revolution
  • A nation is a people crushed a people outraged and crushed in burned a village
  • Cuts labor and benefits the banker??
  • Less corruption and more vocation
  • A much corruption, lowered the curtain
  • With this mortgage, I was looking at Cuenca
  • Less social cuts, more military cuts
  • cut without heart and you will fall mercilessly
  • Citizens to power, I'll fuck
  • Iceland, Iceland, better than Disneyland
  • Eurovision Neither corruption lack
  • With my money I do not pay these johns
  • Aliens Act for Queen Sofia
  • Le
  • matter who likes it, Spain would not sell
  • stick with my pasta and pasta I still have
  • Travelling at first while I clean your stairs
  • 'm out of work, work you, plugged
  • Where are my interests, steal every month
  • Left and Right, corruption at full speed
  • You are not educated, you are indoctrinating
  • I do not not care, and ready-
  • Who you kidding, I can think
  • Enough that I have my dignity
  • Do not tell me stories, my kids are hungry
  • I work, I will not beg
  • More
  • revolution less corruption
  • Lords feudal, share your flow
  • More education and less corruption
  • PPSOE and coalition are the same shit
  • military spending for schools and hospitals
  • A boat, two boats, which masochist vote will be
  • note presidents feel my balls
  • can tell, it feels, the people present
  • can tell, it feels, the village president
  • So, so, no step back against the erosion of capital dirty
  • If you want vote will not suck the boat
  • Transparency in the management, we will not steal again, you bastard
  • Rajoy, Zapatero, you are not democracy, it is the whole town
  • Inzquierda and right, just shit made
  • Our politicians are theater people in this country do not want them to
  • gull so balls until the balls of both fist and rose so
  • Where is the money? Where's the money? He has spent the son of banker drugs
  • oppressive state, struggling people
  • fight the people but politicians do not listen

Bought Coleslaw Dressing

A veto for democracy

Víctor Andrés Ponce
According to Victor Andres Ponce, in this election campaign is very rationally talk about media favoritism toward one candidate or another, this corresponds says, the level of value judgments and make such trials among colleagues is risky for press freedom.

In other words, Mr. Ponce does not like to criticize their colleagues, seem dangerous for the defense of freedom of expression, because a criticism is an affront to the sacred view who share his point of view openly pro-Kuczysnki in the first round and today pro-Fujimori affectionately.

Of course, good Víctor Andrés has nothing to say about arbitrary dismissals of journalists in recent weeks several media in the country, which responded to turns in the editorial to harm the candidacy of Ollanta Humala. Who says you no longer are public executions in this country, has not watched television, read newspapers or listened to radio over the last twelve months.

Mr. Ponce also messes up her hair when tested with facts that the three major media corporations have aligned in favor of Keiko Fujimori and against Ollanta Humala. For which they have arbitrarily dismissed news producers, hired people with the sole purpose of attacking the nationalist candidate (as Jaime Bayly ) coordinated the contents of their respective media to dehumanize the candidate in question (see article Power Magazine 360: Can Trade Ollanta Humala stop? ) and present half truths and lies as refried breaking news as hard evidence or allegations based on transcended.

seems that Victor Andrés Ponce loves the single thought, which is well in line with his friend and employer Fritz Du Bois, editor of Perú21. In this paper does not criticize the neoliberal model, and promotes social conflict, and external vulnerability it creates, not the theft that overlaps. No, this does not criticize anything. Of course, when someone dares to make a challenge at least, little, tiny model, Mr. Ponce and company do take the claws and teeth grinding.

And of course, with a logic of this caliber, all criticism (constructive or otherwise) is considered blasphemous, because it threatens the dogma, in this case the guise of freedom expression. Perhaps because of this, Victor Andrés Ponce gets nervous when I speak of the servility of his colleagues, maybe that explains why you think the questioning attitudes purulent clearly unethical, perhaps afraid of being identified as other colleagues. Who knows ...

One thing is clear, Mr. Victor Andrés Ponce should be launched to Congress, has all the qualities to do so. A speech masking, a dogma of faith, be repelled by those who disagree with him, but mainly has the vocation of Peruvian Congressman otorongo: does not interfere with anyone while nobody mess with him unless put into question its ideological speech.

PS: Not my place to give fashion advice, but I think this guy could sure use an orange tie, I think it would fit.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Hypothyroidism In Men

A SENTENCE OF OSCAR WILDE AND Zuriñe


I know that some authors refuse to acknowledge inspiration and influences else that has left his life experience. Lie. All we turn things already written, either in the form of a narrative, graphic or use of quotes and phrases obtained directly from movies, novels or books of essays:
"Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes do it are "is a phrase from Oscar Wilde. The grace of the sentence already clever, in this case is put into the mouth of a drunk whose intelligence we have doubts beforehand. Yes
smartass and I'm going to explain the joke and gutted like an old octogenarian artist creativity by teaching what? To which you dedicate to this irritates you like but which you maybe not funny.
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